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gingerrhapsody:

Emma tells me I have “natural drag eyebrows”.
This picture sort of makes me agree.

Me. I said this. I’m Emma :U

wowfunniestposts:

(Source: mister-comedy)

heyfunniest:

That awkward moment when two master assassins resort to hair pulling and biting

I think people greatly underestimate “bitch moves”. Why she didn’t just kick him in the junk I’ll never know.

(Source: humanbeing001972978)

False. Your brain dies when you do. You probably have about 7 minutes to bring you back but if it takes too long then you’ll be a vegetable.

(Source: absolutelyayrianna, via ombra-lupo)

beatonna:

In yesterday’s post, I ended the description by saying that your mother ‘loves you,’ a comment that was meant to make people feel good and welcome about identifying with the comic, if they did.  But, we all know that not everyone’s home life has been ideal, and some people took me to task on saying so.  I do not, of course, think that everyone has a healthy or even tolerable relationship with their mothers, and I’m not in the habit of dictating anyone’s feelings to them either.  No offense was meant if it appeared so, and I am sorry if it did.

Mother’s Day to me has been a sincere and cherished memory, but I understand it can be trite and unfair in others’ lives. I guess the best we can do in this old world is to try and be mindful of the feelings and experiences of those around us.  This job of mine is very public, and I’ve learned that lesson many times over as I’ve advanced in it, to my greater (I hope) growth as a creator and friend.

The link here is to Light’s House, an informative site for the children of difficult or toxic parents.  If you do not recognize your own in there, well then, we should all be so fortunate.

The fact that you even had to post this apology is bullshit. PC police, get your heads out of your asses and learn to recognise when someone is trying to say something nice.

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mamma needs some new shoes :U

1. What is your favourite item of clothing you own?

My Beards shirt. It’s all sentimental and shit.

2. What’s your favourite colour?

It’s usually blue but it changes day by today. Pink today :3

3. What was the last movie you saw?

Thor

4. What was your favourite TV series as a kid?

Sabrina The Teenage Witch

5. Do you collect anything?

Art toys, generally. No specific type, just whatever catches my eye.

6. If you could have any superpower, what would it be?

I’d like the ability to become a phantom. That would be cool. Only if my clothes become phantomish too though.

7. If you had to eat one type of food for the rest of your life, what would it be?

Vegetable soup. It doesn’t have a super strong flavour and is probably most nutritionally beneficial to me.

8. What’s your favourite video game?

I really enjoyed Kingdom Hearts II. But according to some people it’s made me insatiably violent and desensitised so CURSE YOU VIDEO GAMES AARRRRGGHH

9. If you could be anywhere in the world right now, where would you be?

I’m pretty happy with where I am right now akshully (SO’s room with no one around).

10. What’s your favourite flavoured jelly? (Jello for those of you from the US :3)

Lime. Green. Jello.

11. What was the last concert you went to?

Holly scored free tickets to some british dude at The Hifi. We went. Didn’t stay for the dude. It was fun.

natazilla:

leosboots:

I love the art and the style and the costumes of this picture but I really resent the way the female characters are posed as opposed to the male characters.  Fiona, PB and Marceline are all posed in ways to show off the arch in their backs, their hips and breasts (and Marceline’s thigh), and the Fire Prince is just sitting in profile while the Princess is facing the viewer with more demure expression turned to the viewer.  In fact, the expression on all of their faces are a bit gender segregated too.  Finn is facing the side and Fiona is facing the viewer, Prince Bubblegum and Marshal Lee are facing each other and it looks like they’re talking whereas Princess Fiona and Marecline aren’t even looking at each other (well, their breasts are) and it appears Princess Bublegum is even blushing for some reason?

This is really sad.  The art is so amazing but it’s just really hard to appreciate it.

I usually don’t reblog stuff like this, but I really want to point out some shit. I’m not the best at typing my thoughts… so i’m gonna number off some things i guess… instead… I really don’t want anyone to resent this picture, i feel like maybe if i explain some stuff… you’ll resent it less? maybe? you don’t have to appreciate the drawing, but maybe you’ll find different reasons to resent it… other than the ones you listed…

1. a few of the dudes are ALSO arching their backs. one of the girls is not. the reason i kinda posed the girls like this was to attach visible bows to them, so i could put the ribbon trails everywhere. I could have probably posed the dudes in the same exact way, but that would make me feel lazy, and the drawing would be maybe kinda boring.

2. they’re not “showing off their breasts”. they just… kinda have them. i don’t know, should i have posed them like… back view or something?

3. I drew marceline’s leg because i wanted to show that her tights were the same ones from the henchman episode. also wanted to put more red in the composition with the boots.

4. your profile verses 3/4 face statement… i wanted fionna and cake to be looking at each other, i wanted finn to be looking away while jake was sneaking treats from gumball… I don’t really understand the problem with this… i’m probably just an idiot. I always feel a more “demure” look is when someone is facing away from the viewer, but who knows.

5. Gumball and Marshall Lee are interacting because gumball engineered up some red fruits (red lemons, red peaches, red bananas) for him to eat.

6. pb and marceline aren’t looking at each other because marceline is looking at fire princess who is looking at marcy’s ghost buds (who are blocking marceline from the firelight… but i guess that doesn’t make sense… can ghostly figures block out light? shit… shit!)

7. PB is blushing because whatever is in her beaker is emitting gas and that’s just kinda embarrassing

8. huh…. i guess their boobs are kinda pointing at each other… i didn’t notice that. you’ve got a dirty, dirty mind ;V

I don’t hate ladies. I mean, I AM a lady. kinda. I’m like… haha i’m eating pizza and typing and getting pizza sauce all over my keyboard… maybe i’m not even human

Jesus Christ, that nitpicking is insane.

Way to make an artist feel shitty about her work when there is nothing wrong (or sexist) about it.

(via kateordie)

1. What was the last time you felt really embarrassed?

Whenever someone tells me how much something cost. I don’t mean in a “Oh I want to buy that too!” kinda way.

2. What does your last text message say?

From my mother. It says “Love you sweets xxoo”

3. Do you have any secret talents you’re not telling us about?

Naw, I’m not special.

4. What’s the most played song on your iPod?

Probably “Cosmic Love” by Florence and The Machine

5. Who’s your guilt-free three? 

Oh God. Chris Evans, Jeremy Renner and Tom Hiddleston. Because I’ve been on a huuuge Avengers kick.

6. Favourite style of underwear? Why?

Cotton briefs mthrfckr. Comfort is king.

7. What was the last meal you ate?

Spag bog. With parmesan. I would have married it.

8. Do you want kids? If so, what would you name ‘em?

I’ll probably get knocked up against my will someday and not have the heart to abort it. Then I’d probably begrudgingly have another so the first doesn’t become a douche. No idea what I’d name them.

9. Who do you think would make an ideal President/Prime Minister?

OPRAH FOR PREZ 2012

10. What would Amortentia (sick love potion, for Harry Potter noobs) smell like to you? 

Coffee and fresh linen.

11. Your most treasured possession?

I don’t really try to tie myself emotionally to much, but my laptop is pretty important to me. It’s my enabler.

There you go Zoe love :3 

nerdswithvaginas: